"Democratic Convention Schedule, July 25, 2016"

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Democratic Convention Schedule Monday, July 25, 2016

11:15 AM
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention.
Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.

1:30 PM
Group Voter Registration for Illegal Immigrants in room.

3:15 PM
Address on "Being the Real You".
Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and Caitlyn Jenner

4:30 PM
Address - "How to Bank $200 Million as a public Servant and claim to be broke". -  Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM
Address - How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and still avoid paying taxes!
A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson.

 5:00 PM
Medals of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Bergdahl for serving with Honor and Distinction. National Security Advisor Susan Rice

 5:30 PM
Invitation - only Autograph Session Souvenir photographs of Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia.

 6:30 PM
General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, and on using the terminology "Alternative Shoppers" instead of "Looters".

7:30 PM
Breakout session with Bill Clinton for women on avoiding the upcoming draft.

8:30 PM
The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting  General vote on re-branding "Muslim Terrorism" as "Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance".

9:00 PM
"Liberal Bias in Media" and How we can make it work for you! Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS, The Washington Post and the New York Times With Guest Speaker, Brian Williams.

9:15 PM
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters still incarcerated at GITMO. - Michael Moore

9:45 PM
Personal Finance Seminar - "Businesses Don't Create Jobs" - Hillary Clinton

 11:00 PM
Short film  -  "Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in A Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It's No Big Deal. -  Hosted by Hillary Clinton

11:30 PM
Official Nomination of Hillary by Bill Maher and Chris Matthews....