"Simply Genius"

Someone sent this to me............

             I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window.  I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.
I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard.  Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.
         Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.  I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.
       Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel.  Everyone moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down.  If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.
Hot Damn...Safe at last....

"Racism"

                          Racism is worse than it ever was. It will never stop. Its been going on since the slaves were set free. Changing street names, relocating or knocking down a few statues will never help.. Like banning the Confederate flag, its only going to piss people off..The fighting will get worse and people will die.. Just remember , “No history is mute. No matter how much they own it, break it, and lie about it, human history refuses to shut its mouth. Despite deafness and ignorance, the time that was continues to tick inside the time that is.” - Eduardo Galeno