"Can you Say "Lame Duck" Three Times Fast?"

Comment..... I wrote this in 2010 around the time of the British Petroleum oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico. At the time I called it "The Future News"..... There are times when I have to laugh, even at the stuff I write.... Actually, its at times like this we really need something to laugh about. The truth is, how close is this to becoming a reality? ... Can you say "Lame Duck" three times fast....

Washington D.C. May 26, 2090.…In the Future news today, the Al-Qaeda Daily, Arab press and the Muslim news reported that the Arctic ocean, the last ocean to be free from the leaking oil from the Gulf of Mexico is now totally polluted…officially, the White House reports and confirms that all oceans are now thick with oil the consistency of pudding. The President was at a fund raiser in Arabia yesterday seeking donations for reelection but as an afterthought confirmed that there is no more sea life living in any ocean. A committee is being formed to oversee the existing committee on discussing a bail out program for British Petroleum. …British Petroleum said today they are still working hard to cap the leak in the gulf by putting sand on top of the hole but reports it’s a time consuming job. Meanwhile the last of the Whales and Sea Turtles are putting themselves on shore preferring to suffocate on land rather the in the ocean. When asked about the scarcity of drinking water in the United States the president said, the government will provide bottled water on the third Wednesday of every month. Limit is two 12 once bottles per family of four. Non-citizens will receive six 12 ounce bottles. When ask why that is? …The president replied, "because we need to be nice to our foreign friends. They showed great courage crossing the border in all that gunfire". In other news the Senate just voted a unanimous yes to appropriate from American taxpayers, the money to build a 33 Billion dollar, 80 room Western White House in Dubai.
In other future news …. The committee overseeing the committee seeking to elect Mohammed Abdul Mohammed Jr. President of the United States is seeking funds from the United Arab Emirates and Dubai. Dubai, the capital of the Mid-east recently completed building an artificial ocean with profits from raising gas prices in the United States $291.99 per gallon.…. If elected he will be the fifth President to admit being a Muslim of the highest order.. When asked, He said he will, “Use American Tax dollars to build a Mosque in every Federal building in the United States. “And that’s a campaign promise”, he was heard saying in Arabic to his press secretary. He later commented that the new law concerning woman will go into effect on June 1st making it mandatory that all woman in the United States must wear full Muslim robes or suffer the consequences of being stoned to death on the city street by the Jihad police…
And that’s the Future News for today, May 26, 2090…Stay tuned…