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Tuesday, May 24, 2016

"Headlines of the Future"


   Some of this was written by me. I added a few of what I thought were interesting...The rest was sent to me in an E-Mail a long time ago…It’s a little tidbit about the future and some of the Newspaper headlines you might see...

The Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formally known as California.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally . . . Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).

Former country of Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being over taken by Jamaica.
Castro finally dies at age 179, Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.


George Q. Bush XIIII says he will run for President in 2081.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

Average weight of Americans drops to 287.50 lbs.

Congress finally completed an 85 year, $75.8 Trillion dollar study: Diet and Exercise are the keys to weight loss.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.  
( I did not write that! )

Massachusetts executes last remaining Conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights and bans all criminal trials.

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January, 2052. Homeland Security Department will vigorously enforce this new law.

Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 78 percent.

And, last but certainly not the least,

Florida voters still don't know how to use a voting machine.


Sunday, May 22, 2016

"Democratic Convention Schedule, July 25, 2016"



I did not write this I just wish I did.....
It was sent to me by a friend...


SAVE THE DATE!
Democratic Convention Schedule Monday, July 25, 2016

11:15 AM
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention.
Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.

1:30 PM
Group Voter Registration for Illegal Immigrants in room.

3:15 PM
Address on "Being the Real You".
Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and Caitlyn Jenner

4:30 PM
Address - "How to Bank $200 Million as a public Servant and claim to be broke". -  Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM
Address - How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and still avoid paying taxes!
A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson.

 5:00 PM
Medals of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Bergdahl for serving with Honor and Distinction. National Security Advisor Susan Rice

 5:30 PM
Invitation - only Autograph Session Souvenir photographs of Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia.

 6:30 PM
General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, and on using the terminology "Alternative Shoppers" instead of "Looters".

7:30 PM
Breakout session with Bill Clinton for women on avoiding the upcoming draft.

8:30 PM
The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting  General vote on re-branding "Muslim Terrorism" as "Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance".

9:00 PM
"Liberal Bias in Media" and How we can make it work for you! Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS, The Washington Post and the New York Times With Guest Speaker, Brian Williams.

9:15 PM
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters still incarcerated at GITMO. - Michael Moore

9:45 PM
Personal Finance Seminar - "Businesses Don't Create Jobs" - Hillary Clinton

 11:00 PM
Short film  -  "Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in A Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It's No Big Deal. -  Hosted by Hillary Clinton

11:30 PM
Official Nomination of Hillary by Bill Maher and Chris Matthews....





Thursday, April 21, 2016

"In God We Trust"



DID YOU KNOW  As you walk up the steps to the building which house the U.S. Supreme Court you can see near the top of the building a row of the world's law givers and each one is facing one in the middle who is facing forward with a full frontal view ...It is Moses and he is holding the Ten Commandments!
DID YOU KNOW? As you enter the Supreme Court courtroom, the two huge oak doors have the Ten Commandments engraved on each lower portion of each door.
DID YOU KNOW? As you sit inside the courtroom, you can see the wall, right above where the Supreme Court Judges sit, a display of the Ten Commandments
 DID YOU KNOW? There are Bible Verses etched in stone all over the Federal Buildings and Monuments in  Washington, D.C.
DID YOU KNOW? James Madison, the fourth president, known as 'The Father of Our Constitution' made the Following statement: 'We have staked the whole of all our political Institutions upon the capacity of  mankind for Self-government, upon the capacity of each and all of us to govern ourselves, to control ourselves, to sustain ourselves according to The Ten Commandments of God.'
 DID YOU KNOW? Every session of Congress begins with a prayer by a paid preacher, whose salary has been  paid by the taxpayer since 1777.
DID YOU KNOW? Fifty-two of the 55 founders of the Constitution were members of the established Orthodox churches in the colonies..
 DID YOU KNOW? Thomas Jefferson worried that the Courts would overstep their authority and instead of Interpreting the law would begin making law an oligarchy: the rule of few over many. How then, have we gotten to the point that everything we have done for 220 years in this Country is now suddenly wrong and Unconstitutional? Let’s put it around the world and  let the world see and remember what this great country was Built on The Holy Bible and belief in GOD!


Wednesday, April 20, 2016

Addicted


          "You know you are addicted when you say to someone you can control your drug use. Some actually feel that they can cure themselves by not drinking or using drugs for short periods of time. Let me make this clear. If you are alcoholic or a drug addict, there is no cure. Addiction is a disease of progression. In other words, it is not a cure to stop drinking for short periods of time. When you use again and you will, it will usually get worse not better. The desperately sick and addicted as a last resort will spend any amount of money to relieve themselves of the desire and compulsion to drink. Alcohol and drugs will control your life. Alcoholism and drug addiction is disease like no other. It is a disease that tells you are not sick and that its OK to drink or use drugs again after you quit for a short period of time. Believe me, its not. Total abstinence for the rest of your life one day at a time is the only way to stop the craving and desire to drink or use drugs.  Did you ever quit smoking only later to smoke one cigarette and find yourself smoking like before you quit only more. Smoking is another addiction that is very hard to stop....Well, it’s the same with drinking or using drugs. Usually young people start drinking alcohol because of peer pressure. After a while it becomes the thing to do to fit in and feel good about doing questionable things. The alcohol commercials are proving that. Take my word for it, their goal is to get you hooked. To start you drinking. The younger the better. The cigarette are proof of that. For woman, your inhibitions will disappear because of drinking and drugging. In the past you thought about what your parents would think or what the consequences would be of your behavior. When woman drink or use drugs they lose their dignity or that "Healthy caution" and will do things they wouldn’t normally do. They become prey for the perverts. Did you ever wake up in the morning and not remember what you did the night before? Wonder where the black and blue marks came from or where the car was? No, well wait! You will! This will go on until someone suggests to you to try Marijuana. I don't care what they say! Marijuana is a stepping stone drug and if you use it, it will, more than likely lead to the use of other addictive drugs like prescription drugs, crack cocaine or heroin. Its only be a matter of time. It will be easier than drinking and it will make you feel high faster.. With woman its all about emotions, feelings and feeling good, so off you go. With most guys its about being shy and lacking self-confidence. Alcohol and drugs will allow that "false courage" and you will do things that you see on TV or in the movies. You will take those chances that you normally wouldn't. That usually leads to pain or death.. For some, addiction is a slow process. If you just drink it could take years but when you add drugs to the mix it won’t take as long. Alcohol will bankrupt you physically, mentally and spiritually. Some are lucky enough to hit bottom before they do too much damage. For others it will take longer and the longer it takes the odds are that before they can get help that person will find jail or death"….


On the TV show "The Girlfriend Experience"

Comment  ...................  "The Girlfriend Experience"


The money is good, the sex is good. Keep in mind that when these woman reach 30, 35 this is over. Not too many drugs or physical abuse in the show yet. Soon I predict.. Also when a woman does this she will feel a tremendous amount of guilt later on in life.. Now the bad part ... Most of these woman will commit suicide at around 50 years old. This TV series is NOT a good example of today's world especially for the young woman who will watch this trash, thinking its an exciting life... If they do this they are as good as dead..






Police

       Remember when you knew the cop on the beat by his first name? The police today are more Military than anything else. They all look alike with their shaved heads, bullet proof vests and combat fatigues. They carry automatic weapons like in a the army. Police departments of today now have hazmat teams and bomb squads. You haven't lived until you have been evacuated from a building because of a bomb threat or a mysterious white powder scare. Kids are being shot in schools everyday somewhere in this country. And no its not just the ghettos. It can happen to you...(((Oh, can I still say ghettos?))) Think about that? Have your children been in a locked down school because of a white powder, gun or bomb scare?  Its happening more and more. You are being scrutinized, searched, listened too and watched everywhere you go. From the highways and stores to Facebook and Google. Yes, you are...and there isn't a Blessed thing you or I can do about it.




Young Minds

             
       You and your kids are being programmed by "Nintendo" games or while you are watching those horrible reality shows on TV, which are not real by the way. What about the TV and movie violence? It is the worst I have ever seen. Because of the movies and TV, promiscuity is normal and modesty is nonexistent? There is nothing left to the imagination. Remember, young minds without supervision are the future copycats and you know what means. They actually need someone to tell them difference between right and wrong... As the years, months and days go by in this computer world the odds of something I just described happening to you is rapidly increasing. So if you think you were careful before, brother you haven't seen anything yet....All because of money...The Bastards out there will do anything to steal or sell you something. Nothing else matters....They don't care about anything else...