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Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Writer's Block: Into the wild


 Today, with the way our environment is changing, the Zoo or Nature Preserves as I prefer to call them should be a safe haven for creatures because its clearly not safe out here for them. Those brave hunters or money grubbing animal killers can’t hunt in a nature preserve or a Zoo. The Aquarium is clearly a safer place for sea creatures because of oil spills…Comment… Reminder, no matter what they say, no matter what excuses they give, no matter how much they lie, no matter how much they show people cleaning birds, no matter how much they say its OK now to visit the Gulf of Mexico and I’m talking about the whole Gulf of Mexico! Its polluted and ruined for the next 1000 years. Sea creatures are dieing every day. Those birds or any of animals they cleaned have ingested enough oil to kill them. Cleaning them was a temporary fix to show the public. 

Monday, August 8, 2011

“Lost in the Woodwork“


“Or If you are famous, things people will remember you by in the future if you screw up”
Or “What people will think about when they hear your name.”
Or things a publicist will say they can repair but really can’t.

O.J. Simpson…Isn’t he the double murderer that played Football? Did he ever find the killer?
Bill Clinton…“I didn’t inhale.” or “I didn’t have sex with that woman.”
Michael Jackson…Wasn’t he the Pedophile drug addict that was a good dancer?
Robert Blake…..Blake, Who? Was he the one found not guilty of killing his wife. Did they ever find out who did?
Casey Anthony…..Wasn’t she the one that killed her daughter?
Pamela Anderson…Wasn’t she the one with the fake big boobs that did a porn movie on a boat?
Anthony Weiner…Who? Oh, that guy! Don’t need that visual…..
Tiger Woods…Who? Oh, he’s that black golfer guy who cheated on his hot blond wife….
Mary Kay Letourneau…Wasn’t she the cute teacher that had sex with that kid and married him when she got out of prison.
Plaxico Burress…Wasn’t he the football player that went jail after he shot himself in the leg?
Michael Vick…Wasn’t he the Dog Killer guy? I think he played football. I don’t know where…
Pee Wee Herman aka Paul Reubens…..Wasn’t he the guy that talked funny that got arrested for playing with himself in a porn movie theater a long time ago. (1991)
Rap singers….What is that?
Elvis…Wasn’t he a singer that died from taking too many pills.
Chaney Mason…He was a lawyer I think…Oh, Wasn’t he that lawyer guy that gave everyone the finger. I don’t know why?
Rod Blagovitch….Him? Wasn’t he was just another corrupt Illinois Governor…I think he tried to sell a Senate seat to the highest bidder. He’s in prison isn’t he?
Roland Burris…Didn’t he buy a senate seat from a corrupt Governor? Didn’t last long in Washington, he came back to Illinois…Don’t know what happened to him…
Kate Gosselin….Who?
Arnold…You know, the Terminator guy. The one that married that rich lady….Wasn’t he having sex with his house keeper?
Paris Hilton… Didn’t she have a father that owned a hotel. She did a Porn movie. Didn’t she get Arrested for drugs?
Lindsay Lohan…..Who? Wasn’t she an actress or something?
There are so many others that deserve this honor but have been forgotten or have been, as my Dad used to say, “Lost in the woodwork“….

Thursday, August 4, 2011

"Mammatus Clouds"

“One Bullet @.75 Cents”

A few days ago there was another potential terrorist threat at Fort Hood Texas. That’s two guys from there now. One “Alleged” murderer that killed his fellow soldiers in a waiting room and Psychiatrist no less and one AWOL potential murderer. He tried to buy 6 pounds of gunpowder. Some slick defense lawyer will have an explanation for that. God only knows what is going on in other Military installations around the world? It’s the one’s we don’t hear about that bother me. Bother me? Well, not really. I just feel bad for the innocent victims of these monsters. I wonder why some sharpshooter just didn’t take out this guy from Norway. I would have. If caught alive, it seems that they try to get away with murder by proclaiming insanity. Its like people agree or at least I do. In a sense they are insane but its not the same. Now, because a Sniper didn’t take them out they are locked up talking to Lawyers and we all know what that means. They have go to court, listen to all their nonsense, spend millions to support them, house them, feed them when all it would have cost was $ .75 cents for a bullet. Isn’t it weird that when they get caught alive they seem ready with their speeches, and insane excuses. It looks like that murderer from Norway was not only ready with a speech but he had publicity stills for TV and detailed explanations on why he would blow up people and kill those innocent kids. Someone said its religion. Now HBO’s Bill Maher is saying it’s Christian Terrorists. This statement has to be a ratings gag but you never really know. I said this in the past before. “Religion to me is a peaceful God who allows me a moment and the time to think and realize I am not in control of my destiny“. Its for me to realize that hate and anger have no place in my life. Somehow I can’t imagine any God condoning killing children. Hey, it makes you wonder, you never know? Normal people don’t do these things. What kind of upbringing did these psychopaths have? What kind of parents? The parents of these guys must be so proud now to see how their wonderful sons are behaving. Joining the military these days is NOT a good idea but I can understand being in the military. I was, but to actually kill an innocent human being. Shooting at a bunch of screaming kids. Wow, that’s heavy…Why? Killing kids, Its pointless misdirected anger. Is it anger or jealousy and rage at the greedy rich? I can see that people would be angry. Hell, I am… but to actually kill someone…That’s really over the top…Who would or could intentionally kill or hurt or even take the chance of maiming an innocent person. How would you live with yourself? To wake up in the morning knowing that you could have did something to someone that caused physical injury would be more than I could handle. I can’t imagine being so consumed with hate or revenge that I would actually hurt someone… I mean they plan and know exactly what they are doing…Its, with out a doubt, unabashed premeditated murder.