Lawyers and Corruption

 

There is a new phenomenon in this country…New Laws are being made that circumvent existing laws to fit the crimes of the politicians, the rich and famous or anybody that fits certain profiles. I will give you an example. In doing my research, yes, I do research. I have read and seen this happen, down through the years. The same crimes, lesser penalties. Special prisons for certain criminals. Years ago if you were a foreigner. Are you ready for this? You were deported if you committed a crime. Try that now. I think everyone guilty of committing a crime belongs in a Federal or State prison. Nothing in the middle. Do you want to save a few bucks? Close all those country club jails. Send the so-called white collar criminals (woman included ) to a real prison with no special privileges. I think a few years with a bunk-mate named Bubba or Abdul will help deter future crimes from that individual. More importantly the crimes committed by our politicians should be exposed immediately and the suspect sent to his home state until the problem is rectified. No press conferences whining about the miscarriage of justice they are being accused of. If you put yourself in a position for bad things to happen it usually does. The idea is when you are elected by the people and sent to Washington you to try to represent the people fairly and be a decent human being by setting an example for the good people of this country…It would also be a good idea to stop the lawyers from running this country and give it back to the people.

"The Virgin Issue"

My question is, what is going to happen to the Jihadist terrorist who blows himself up to get his grimy paws on those 40 virgins when he gets to Allah land or where ever these freaks go after they die. I mean how will he know if he is getting what he died for. It could be that one of those so-called Virgins was a drug addict hooker from the streets of  Baghdad. Are these dead woman going to be tested before dying or after dying?
Another thought is....Do the Muslims check those young Muslim girls in the United States before they marry them? You know the girls that go to your local High School and hang around with those promiscuous white teen girls that watch MTV and those sexy movies. You know how they talk to each other...These days they are tempted and teased into trying anything... Aren't these young Muslim things promised to some old guy when they get a certain age? How will they know they haven't been violated by some High School jock? Hey, this sounds like an episode of L&O Special Victims unit....I can see the Muslim dad now trying to check his daughter with a retractable ruler, yelling, "don't move, stay still you little Bitch. I need to sell you to Abdula."

"Then I Woke Up"

  

       I was sitting at my computer dozing, sort of nodding off the other day and this weird feeling came over me. It was like I was in a different place…First, it was like I blinked, Like a bright light came on and then went off. Then there was a blur. Startled, I looked out the window and I was in Washington D.C. and a loud voice said, “Larry, you are the President of the United States“… I turned around and there I was sitting alone behind this big desk in the Oval office. I knew it was the Oval office because I have seen many pictures of Presidents sitting there. I had this odd feeling like I was about to make a some major decisions. Then it came to me, like the dawn of the day… The voice said, "Mr. President what are you going to do to fix the country?" I replied, its going to take some tough decisions to get this nation back on its feet and bring the economy back to where it was“. Then all of a sudden I was standing in front of Congress and I heard myself say. “I want all our troops and I mean everybody, the Army, the Marines, the Navy and the Air Force from wherever they are, brought home immediately starting now. I want all private contractors in all countries fired immediately“. Seal and secure the borders around America and Alaska and Hawaii with America troops. No one will be allowed to enter unless they are a citizen. Anyone caught with false papers or identification will be arrested for fraud with a minimum sentence of 30 years in prison. No exceptions, no parole. Anyone that is in the county who isn’t a citizen must learn to speak English and become a citizen in 30 days or they will be deported to where they came from. No exceptions. Order all foreign aid to all countries be stopped for 2 years. Order the FBI and all Federal Agencies to investigate all U.S. Senators and Congressmen for corruption whether they are suspected or not. Everyone must undergo a mandatory lie detector test. No exceptions. Under no circumstances can a lobbyist or anyone with a donation of any kind come in contact with any public servant or Government employee. If they do and they are caught they will be arrested for corruption and fraud. There will be no Federal aid to any State until the investigations of all Governors, State Senators and Congressmen is complete which includes lie detector tests for everyone. The Penalty for a conviction of corruption will be 50 years maximum security with no parole. This sentence will be served in a real prison and not a resort prison. From this moment all Federal and State resort prisons will be closed. The prisoners that are there now will all be sent to a Maximum security prison. I feel there is no greater crime than to betray the public trust… From this moment on only court appointed attorneys will be allowed to defend someone for corruption cases. Then I woke up….. Wow…

"Headlines of the Future"

   Some of this was written by me. I added a few of what I thought were interesting...The rest was sent to me in an E-Mail a long time ago…It’s a little tidbit about the future and some of the Newspaper headlines you might see...

The Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formally known as California.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally . . . Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).

Former country of Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being over taken by Jamaica.
Castro finally dies at age 179, Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.


George Q. Bush XIIII says he will run for President in 2081.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

Average weight of Americans drops to 287.50 lbs.

Congress finally completed an 85 year, $75.8 Trillion dollar study: Diet and Exercise are the keys to weight loss.

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.  
( I did not write that! )

Massachusetts executes last remaining Conservative.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights and bans all criminal trials.

Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January, 2052. Homeland Security Department will vigorously enforce this new law.

Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 78 percent.

And, last but certainly not the least,

Florida voters still don't know how to use a voting machine.

"Democratic Convention Schedule, July 25, 2016"

I did not write this I just wish I did.....
It was sent to me by a friend...


SAVE THE DATE!
Democratic Convention Schedule Monday, July 25, 2016

11:15 AM
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention.
Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.

1:30 PM
Group Voter Registration for Illegal Immigrants in room.

3:15 PM
Address on "Being the Real You".
Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP and Caitlyn Jenner

4:30 PM
Address - "How to Bank $200 Million as a public Servant and claim to be broke". -  Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM
Address - How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and still avoid paying taxes!
A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson.

 5:00 PM
Medals of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Bergdahl for serving with Honor and Distinction. National Security Advisor Susan Rice

 5:30 PM
Invitation - only Autograph Session Souvenir photographs of Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia.

 6:30 PM
General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, and on using the terminology "Alternative Shoppers" instead of "Looters".

7:30 PM
Breakout session with Bill Clinton for women on avoiding the upcoming draft.

8:30 PM
The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting  General vote on re-branding "Muslim Terrorism" as "Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance".

9:00 PM
"Liberal Bias in Media" and How we can make it work for you! Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS, The Washington Post and the New York Times With Guest Speaker, Brian Williams.

9:15 PM
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters still incarcerated at GITMO. - Michael Moore

9:45 PM
Personal Finance Seminar - "Businesses Don't Create Jobs" - Hillary Clinton

 11:00 PM
Short film  -  "Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in A Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It's No Big Deal. -  Hosted by Hillary Clinton

11:30 PM
Official Nomination of Hillary by Bill Maher and Chris Matthews....

"Overdose"

 "Show me a hero, and I'll write you a tragedy." - F. Scott Fitzgerald

On April 23, 1925 F. Scott Fitzgerald met Ernest Hemingway for the first time at the Dingo Bar in Paris. While the two writers initially hit it off, their friendship soon dissolved into bitter rivalry.  


 Comment ............. What is very disappointing to me are the writers, young performers and singers who die from drinking or drug overdoses. F. Scott Fitzgerald (The Great Gatsby) drank himself to death because he could not stop drinking. Earnest Hemingway put a shotgun in his mouth and pulled the trigger because he could not stop drinking.. Michael Jackson hired a doctor to shoot him up with drugs. The Doctor overdose him… How's that working out for you Michael? There will never be another singer like Whitney Huston who died of drowning in her bathtub because drug addiction. So did her daughter. Amy Winehouse drank herself to death. Elvis Presley died of a drug overdose.… How many more will die in 2016.. The waste is horrendous. I cry for these kids. All these gifted people are gone because of addiction. .. 

Here are a few more names. You may recognize some of them..    
          
Marilyn Monroe – Her death, due to an overdose of sleeping pills, was ruled as a “possible” suicide.
John Belushi – Died in 1982 after injecting a speed ball – a mixture of cocaine and heroin.
River Phoenix – Died of a heroin overdose while in the presence of his younger brother Joaquin in front of the trendy Viper Room.
Heath Ledger – Died of an accidental prescription pill overdose.
Christopher Pettiet – You know him as Zach, the budding chef in “Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead.” He died of an accidental overdose in 2000.
Mary Anissa Jones – Better known as Buffy from “Family Affair.” Drugs found in her system at the time of her death include Seconal, PCP, methaqualone and cocaine.
Lani O’Grady – You remember her as the brainy and practical Mary on “Eight is Enough,” Lani died in 2001 at the age of 46 of “drug intoxication.” Found in her system at the time of her death were Vicodin and Prozac.
Chris Farley – Overdosed in 1997 after taking a speed ball.
Judy Garland – Died in 1969 of an overdose of barbiturates.
Anna Nicole Smith – Died in 2007 of “combined drug intoxication.”              
Elvis Presley – Found dead in his bathroom in 1977 after overdosing on prescription drugs.
Rodney Harvey – On the verge of being taken very seriously as an actor, Harvey died of a heroin overdose in 1998.
Nick Adams – Died of a drug overdose in 1968.
Nick Cantor – The Dirty Dancing actor died after injecting a shot of pure heroin in 1991.
Montgomery Clift – Died in 1966 at the age of 45 – the combined effects of drugs and alcohol.
Dorothy Dandridge – Died at age 46 of an antidepressant overdose.
W.C. Fields – Died as the result of a shot liver due to excessive alcohol abuse.
Robert Pastorelli – The Murphy Brown actor died of a drug overdose in 2004 at the age of 50.
Dana Plato – Died of a drug overdose in 1999 after taking Vicodin and Vanadam.
Edie Sedgwick – Died in 1971 after mixing alcohol and barbiturates.
Brad Renfro – Died of a heroin overdose in 2008.


 Always keep in mind when you drink Alcohol or smoke cigarettes that life has an expiration date. -  12/5/2013 L.J Ferrari

"In God We Trust"

DID YOU KNOW  As you walk up the steps to the building which house the U.S. Supreme Court you can see near the top of the building a row of the world's law givers and each one is facing one in the middle who is facing forward with a full frontal view ...It is Moses and he is holding the Ten Commandments!
DID YOU KNOW? As you enter the Supreme Court courtroom, the two huge oak doors have the Ten Commandments engraved on each lower portion of each door.
DID YOU KNOW? As you sit inside the courtroom, you can see the wall, right above where the Supreme Court Judges sit, a display of the Ten Commandments
 DID YOU KNOW? There are Bible Verses etched in stone all over the Federal Buildings and Monuments in  Washington, D.C.
DID YOU KNOW? James Madison, the fourth president, known as 'The Father of Our Constitution' made the Following statement: 'We have staked the whole of all our political Institutions upon the capacity of  mankind for Self-government, upon the capacity of each and all of us to govern ourselves, to control ourselves, to sustain ourselves according to The Ten Commandments of God.'
 DID YOU KNOW? Every session of Congress begins with a prayer by a paid preacher, whose salary has been  paid by the taxpayer since 1777.
DID YOU KNOW? Fifty-two of the 55 founders of the Constitution were members of the established Orthodox churches in the colonies..
 DID YOU KNOW? Thomas Jefferson worried that the Courts would overstep their authority and instead of Interpreting the law would begin making law an oligarchy: the rule of few over many. How then, have we gotten to the point that everything we have done for 220 years in this Country is now suddenly wrong and Unconstitutional? Let’s put it around the world and  let the world see and remember what this great country was Built on The Holy Bible and belief in GOD!