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Tuesday, February 14, 2012

“Don’t’ Become Lost in the Woodwork”

“Or If you are famous, things people will remember you by in the future if you screw up”
                 Or “What people will think about when they hear your name.”
                 Or things a publicist will say they can repair but really can’t.
O.J. Simpson…Isn’t he the double murderer that played Football? Did he ever find the killer?
Bill Clinton…“I didn’t inhale.” or “ What woman? I didn’t have sex with that woman.”
Michael Jackson…Wasn’t he the Pedophile drug addict that was a good dancer?
Robert Blake…..Blake, Who? Was he the one found not guilty of killing his wife. Did they ever find out who did?
Casey Anthony…..Wasn’t she the one that killed her daughter?
Pamela Anderson…Wasn’t she the one with the fake big boobs that did a porn movie on a boat?
Anthony Weiner…Who? Oh, that guy! Don’t need that visual…..
Tiger Woods…Who? Oh, he’s that black golfer guy who cheated on his hot blond wife….
Mary Kay Letourneau…Wasn’t she the cute teacher that had sex with that kid and married him when she got out of prison.
Plaxico Burress…Wasn’t he the football player that went jail after he shot himself in the leg?
Michael Vick…Wasn’t he the Dog Killer guy? I think he played football. I don’t know where…
Pee Wee Herman aka Paul Reubens…..Wasn’t he the guy that talked funny that got arrested for playing with himself in a porn movie theater a long time ago. (1991)
Rap singers….What is that?
Elvis…Wasn’t he a singer that died from taking too many pills.
Chaney Mason…He was a lawyer I think…Oh, Wasn’t he that lawyer guy that gave everyone the finger. I don’t know why?
Rod Blagovitch….Him? Wasn’t he was just another corrupt Illinois Governor…I think he tried to sell a Senate seat to the highest bidder. He’s in prison isn’t he?
Roland Burris…Didn’t he buy a Senate seat from a corrupt Governor? Didn’t last long in Washington, he came back to Illinois…Don’t know what happened to him…
Kate Gosselin….Who?
Arnold…You know, the Terminator guy. The one that married that rich lady….Wasn’t he having sex with his house keeper?
Paris Hilton… Didn’t she have a father that owned a hotel. She did a Porn movie. Didn't she get Arrested for drugs.
Lindsay Lohan…..Who? Wasn’t she an actress or something?
There are so many others that deserve this honor but have been forgotten or have been, as my Dad used to say, “Lost in the woodwork…


C.Marie said...

Pamala, beautiful Canadian girl, mother of two sons once married to Tommy. This is how I remember her always.

Larry Ferrari said...

Don't forget a TV show and movies..Very successful and the nicest person...We all make mistakes..Remind me to write about mine someday...Thank you for your comment..