"Daily Joke - The Five Surgeons"

Author Unknown....I didn't write this I only wish I did..... Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.   The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table  because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.."    The second , from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."   The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think librarians are the best,  everything inside them is in alphabetical order"     The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers ... Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."   But the fifth surgeon, from Washington DC , shut them all up when he observed:  "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the head and the ass are   Interchangeable. "